Scalideous (Erwin)



Scalideous, known to others by his real life given name Erwin is a United States citizen currently residing in the state of California. Born to a presumably lower-middle class family around the year 2000 A.D. Erwin is mostly known for his bitch-like behavior over the media application known as Discord, where he actively posts. The content of his posts vary, typically from Unholy, Uninspired, to mostly Cringe. He is known mostly for his aforementioned bitchy behavior, aswell as being (subconsciously) manipulative. Under most circumstances his contribution to the conversation is minimal, if not non-existent.

= Backstory = Not much is known about Erwin, or his day-to-day activities in the real world. He was first contacted through Roblox, where he pretended to be a woman. 

By the time NDT had came around, it became known that Scalideous, after having catfished AwesomeJoe, was indeed a male living within The People's Republic of China, another lie that was debunked with time. It is in this period that The Beluan Crusade took place (Also referred to as "The Fuckening of Scalideous") where most of the individuals within the community had decided to outright invade Scalideous, shattering his forces with ease and forever scarring the young Erwin. After this event, Erwin would increasingly become shameless as the volume of his cringeposts increased.

= Conclusion =

There has been much debate as to the contribution Erwin has had to the Bunal's classification of people. On one hand, his lack of self-consciousness is an interesting and unusually strange case, one that has been of much benefit to the tolerance of others. Most scientists agree, however, that his lack of a unique personality puts him below of other individuals of the same variety such as Nackariah, and as such his personality cannot be considered beneficial to the Bunal.